No More Sweden

So what can I say? It was just great. Lots of cool people, lots of good games made and lots of really interesting discussions about creativity, business and how to combine hobby with work. It was kind of comforting to hear that there were others worrying about the same things I do, at least to a certain extent. I think about it a lot though, like is it really possible to make games for money and still keep it fun? Maybe making games full time is a terrible choice?

Anyway, you can read about the party at Erik Svedäng’s blog. Here’s the game I made together with Mårten Brüggemann of Pieces Interactive (music by Erik Sjöstrand) for the Game Compo.

You Have To Fertilize The Egg (Download)

Warning! Fantastic (but potentially offensive) music by Erik Sjöstrand!

I wrote the physics during the competition which was a really silly decision. It resulted in crappy physics and lots of wasted time that could have made the game more playable. Oh well, it’s an “art game”! It’s not meant to be “playable”, bah!

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  1. Ove Törnquist
    Posted July 31, 2008 at 18:07 | Permalink

    I want my 2 minutes of my life back :D

  2. Posted August 4, 2008 at 20:45 | Permalink

    Dear Ove,
    If you e-mail me your address I might be
    able to send you a refund.
    Did you recognize the (very obscure) reference
    in the art statement?
    Your friend, Kian

  3. Posted August 19, 2008 at 16:39 | Permalink

    How do you win

  4. Posted August 19, 2008 at 18:50 | Permalink

    Ha, you can’t loose actually. Just make it to the egg and you win the game. :D

  5. mags
    Posted August 29, 2008 at 01:02 | Permalink

    awesome. just awesome.

    epic game and epic song.

    “swimming around in a vagina, I’m swimming around in a vagina….”

  6. Sam
    Posted February 28, 2009 at 01:14 | Permalink

    I always wondered how princesses were made and now I know! Thanks fellows!

  7. Mark
    Posted July 6, 2009 at 18:39 | Permalink

    The download dosnt seem to work for me :(

  8. DisturbedTK
    Posted August 1, 2009 at 13:50 | Permalink

    Fix tthe link please :( I want that song

  9. I second that
    Posted August 8, 2009 at 21:29 | Permalink

    I second that. Please fix the link.

  10. Boardem
    Posted August 20, 2009 at 21:52 | Permalink

    Please fix the link! I have friends i NEED to show this to ;) or send it to my mail or something, also, kudos!

  11. Posted August 20, 2009 at 23:20 | Permalink

    Sorry about the delay! I’ve uploaded the game to MediaFire, the download link in the post is updated. You could also just copy and paste this URL

  12. Drowzor
    Posted March 26, 2012 at 18:58 | Permalink

    Probably worth mentioning it runs in an .exe as not all OS can cope with that :£

  13. Posted August 13, 2012 at 00:27 | Permalink

    I downloaded it, played it (Great game by the way, really fun but the music won’t play? It won’t come on? Does anyone know why? =3 xx

  14. AWNSER TO shannon
    Posted September 23, 2012 at 11:39 | Permalink

    What you probably did, is you downloaded the game, opened the ZIP. file and copied the game to your desktop. But thats not enough. you also need to copy the song to your desktop, otherwise the song won’t play. I hope it helped a lot.

  15. savannah
    Posted November 8, 2012 at 03:52 | Permalink


  16. Posted November 8, 2012 at 13:43 | Permalink

    Savannah: There shouldn’t be? When are you asked for a password? When going to the download link? When trying to open the zip?

  17. Posted April 19, 2013 at 02:03 | Permalink


  18. Posted April 21, 2013 at 17:30 | Permalink

    this song sucks because it got me in trouble

  19. Nigratack
    Posted July 13, 2013 at 18:52 | Permalink

    The link got blocked cause it was an offensive game? wut.

  20. Posted July 14, 2013 at 21:49 | Permalink

    Yes, it seems like that was the case :/ I’ve contacted Media Fire about it…

  21. Thomas Rane
    Posted July 16, 2013 at 08:40 | Permalink

    You Guys can download the Game and Song (You Have to Fertilize the Egg)
    Enjoy and have Fun Guys~

  22. Posted July 16, 2013 at 12:38 | Permalink

    Thanks for the mirror Thomas! I have also uploaded the game to this domain and edited the original post with the new link. Media Fire apparently considered the game to violate their terms of service by being obscene and/or pornographic. I don’t think it’s either.

  23. Thomas Rane
    Posted July 16, 2013 at 14:55 | Permalink

    Np Kian, i just wanna share this Awesome game with everyone :D

  24. Posted July 16, 2013 at 15:03 | Permalink

    You’re too kind :D It’s not a very… awesome… game :)

  25. Michaela
    Posted July 29, 2013 at 20:11 | Permalink

    I downloaded both the song and the game from the links that Thomas posted, but there’s so sound when I play the game:/Is it supposed to be like that?

  26. Posted July 30, 2013 at 11:35 | Permalink

    Hi Michaela! No there should be a song playing :/ Did you extract the zip before launching the game? Also, maybe try the link in the post?

  27. Morgan
    Posted July 30, 2013 at 22:58 | Permalink

    Is it possible to find the song for download?

  28. Posted July 31, 2013 at 10:00 | Permalink

    Hey Morgan! Sure, you can just grab the .mp3 from the game archive. Hit the “(Download)” link in the post.

  29. theodore
    Posted August 31, 2013 at 16:50 | Permalink

    best game ever!!!!!! absolutely love it :D

  30. coolkid
    Posted October 16, 2013 at 13:16 | Permalink

    yea it works now all fixed i think i played a bit then done kind freaky song lol

  31. Legsikcz
    Posted April 6, 2014 at 12:32 | Permalink

    Please add multiplayer :D

  32. Terrance
    Posted April 7, 2014 at 05:20 | Permalink

    OMG this game is cheating there is a sperm outside of the thing heading straight to the egg. That aint far
    Waste of a game

  33. Posted April 20, 2014 at 14:56 | Permalink

    Swimming around the vagina, I’m swimming around the vagina, I’m swimming around the vaginaasssaaaaa, I tried to make a Princess :D

  34. Posted December 3, 2014 at 12:58 | Permalink

    hahaha this is a … game xD

  35. Maagsauce
    Posted May 23, 2015 at 00:03 | Permalink

    They should have this in Health Classes.

  36. Xander
    Posted September 10, 2015 at 12:47 | Permalink

    The Song is now my Wake Up tone :D

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